June, July and August’s Capsules generally ship between the 20th and 25th of the earth month. Sometimes super-secret extra surprises need to be added to your shipment that come in a little later and we don't want you to miss out on anything. If you ordered after that, we ship new subscribers within a week.
Okay there! Right there! Why did you say “Earth” month? Seriously, are you guys aliens?
That is a hilarious query from a hilarious carbon based species. Have we told you about bonus items?